Tuesday, July 26, 2011

True Blood Season Four fun quotes !

True Blood - Episode 4.01 - She's Not There - Review
Favorite Quotes:
“You owe me a plaque!”
“Who would you rather trust, a vampire or a politician?”
“And if I owned the house, well then I would own you.”


True Blood - Episode 4.02 - You Smell Like Dinner - Review
Favorite Quotes:
“It’s not that I don’t appreciate all the licking, cause I do. But I’m more of a Band-Aid kinda guy.”
“This is no way to treat your new landlord.
“You bought my house, the house does not come with me inside it.”
“Well then I seriously overpaid.”
“Let these good people practice their constitutional right to be fucking idiots.”
“Your snipers didn’t mention you had company.”
“I’ve never been accused of being overly light before.”
“Fucking Thatcher. That cunt could drive the Pope to drink.”
“Mother fucker. He built himself a cubby. He built himself a cubby in my house.”
“That’s the calming influence of that Asian pussy at work.”
“You better not be lying to me. She did. Look what happened to her.”
“Now go clean yourself up. You’re covered in Queen.”
“Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick-lit memior and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel.”
“Shame for you then. He pulls good string.”
“If Marnie so appreciative how come Marnie don’t talk?”
“If he aint part of the baby making, what’s he getting naked for?”
“Why do you smell so good?”

True Blood - Episode 4.03 - If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?
Random Quotes:
“Wake up America! Before we’re all dead.”
“I am really sick of being asked that question, is what I am.”
“Check please.”
“I give you 24 hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don’t I will personally eat, fuck, and kill and three of you.”
“You just killed my fairy god mother!”
“Sorry?”

True Blood - Episode 4.04 - I'm Alive and on Fire - Review
Favorite Quotes:
“You can’t have any more. There isn’t anymore. You drank the whole faerie and you are going to your room!”
“All of your subjects are learning how ruthless you are.”
“I don’t know why you’re crying, I’m the one getting raped.”
“Breed Ghost daddy, Breed!”
“Some old hippies levitated a dead bird, so what?”
“Remember Salem? We all thought it was such a big threat when it was just a bunch of neurotic puritannetts who needed a good lay.”
“Well the goddess, she will protect us!”
“And you are Ran, my sea goddess.”
“Let me rub some dirt on that!”
“Sam. Stay!”
“We’re fucked.”
“If you kiss me I promise to be happy.”

True Blood - Episode 4.05 - Me and the Devil
Favorite Quotes:
“Is he dead?” “He’s just resting.”
“Hooker you pissed off another goddamn vampire and then took a nap.”
“This dog ate my homework shit don’t really fly with vampires, because they smell that shit and then eat you like pot pie.”
“Hear that Renee? God’s coming for you!”
“I had a bad dream.”
“It’s all in the wrist.”
“As long as you promise to keep your hands and your fangs to yourself.”
“Oh. Good. The world needs more beekeepers.”
“Convene your Sherriff’s so we can kill this uppity Wiccan cunt. Your majesty.”
“Maybe some extra lipstick?”
“The sage smokes out the evil! Gotta get it up in the corners. That’s where the evil hides.”
“We are being watched over, protected.” “You’re not.”
“Your associate took a chunk outta my neck.” “Yes, he does that.”
“Hey could we not talk about Hoyt right now?”

fun collection of quotes from http://www.spoilertv.com/

1 comments:

ML said...

You forgot the one about lead still in the pencil.