Sunday, September 18, 2011

Was Nicolas Cage a vampire during the Civil War? This $1,000,000 photograph holds the answers

Are you an unhinged billionaire? Are you a sucker for impulse buys? Do you sit around wondering if the fellow née Nicolas Kim Coppola is an immortal Confederate soldier who feasts on human blood? Then have I got an eBay purchase for you, pilgrim!
Behold this recent auction titled "Nicolas Cage is a Vampire / Photo from 1870 / Tennessee"

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3 comments:

HarleyDickerson said...

indeed he is, but his real name is Dr. Fu Manchu.

Rita said...

It could also be a distant cousin or some
relative who knows.

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