Sookie: Shut the fuck up!
Amy: I'm an organic vegan and my carbonic footprint is miniscule.
Jason talking to the mirror: Oh my God, you are even better looking than you were yesterday.
Hoyt to his mother: You know, I plan on having about 6 more beers. And enough tequila to drown a Mexican sea captain, woman.
Magister to Bill:As the humans say, the humans you love more than your own kind, BACK YOUR SHIT DOWN.
Amy:You know what I love about Jason? Everything is just right there on the surface. You never have to wonder what he’s thinking.
Sookie:Yeah, ‘cause he ain’t thinking.
Shut the fuck up was my absolute favorite! I laughed so hard!
ReplyDeleteI think a great quote from Jason was something about "any woman carrying a bag that big has something in it I don't wanna know about"
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