
Good news, sexually frustrated fang girls. Sookie Stackhouse has finally finished the second chapter in her newest book “A Fairy Princess’ Guide to Safe Sex With a Viking Vampire,” and we have a sneak peak to get you geared up for True Blood’s season finale!
Warning: You may need a glass of water for re-hydration purposes.
1. Allow Viking Vampire to bite your juicy groin vein. Try not to pass out.
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