Favorite quotes from True Blood episode 11

So you are looking up killers in the yellow pages? -SM

You can’t spend 24 hours a day with me for the rest of my life -SS
Sure I can -SM

Why is the way home always longer than the way there? -SS

I can't listen to politicians no more I get a seizure TB

I love riding in the cars – SM
You can hang your head right out the window - SS

You can live almost exactly the same life as you did before except you will be awake at night BC

You suck-hahha yes, that right –yes you do suck! J

You are the worst maker ever … J

I don’t obey anybody those days are over J

Man up, my friend she’s only one night old EN

No he’s a dick – dick dick dick J

If any harm were to come to her because of my absence you would be …without her helpful skills BC

I will return the favor- you most definitely will. BC/EN

How would you like to learn how a real vampire feeds? EN

It was probably the best day of my life when you walked in looking for a job SM

Stop fighting you stupid men SS

I rescind your invitation SS to BC

My living room is wrecked I have a killer, a vampire and a shape shifter on my plate right about now I’m not thinking about being with anybody -SS