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"Yikes. Yahoo. Yum!" (Know this is from bk4"You're safe with me."
"Shut the eff up"
"What are you?"
"You are something more than human"
"Mainstreaming is for pussies"
"You should try it sometime. It's nice"
"You have vampire in your cleavage"
"If I still had feelings, I'd have the chills right about now.""
Yo, Mr. Mainstream
I'll always be able to feel you, I'll be able to find you fast.
Honey, if we can't kill people , what's the point in being a vampire?
Don't say Uh Oh, Vampires are not supposed to say Uh Oh.
I am a vampire and you are mortal
May I call on you sometime?
I think Merlotte's just got it's first Vampire.
Coffee. Sounds Delightful.
Oh, my stars.
Oh, no doubt.
Sookie is Mine
Aren't you afraid to be out here with a hungry vampire?
Who said anything about sex?
Whoo Hoo, I'm a Vampire.
So, who's good to eat around here?
You're something more than human.
What are you?
Oh Bill, won't you please come in.
I can bring you back to life.
You're in my vault.
Can you feel my influence?
I can smell the sunlight on your skin.
There are urgent matters to which I must attend.
I wanna do bad things with you.
Don't ever sneak up on a Vampire.
Bring it on Hookah
You look like Vampire Bait
It's Tuvan Throat singing.
We vampires are always in some kind of trouble. I'd prefer to be in it with you.
Do it. I want you to.
You ain't living unless you are crossing somebody's line
I am thirsty (with a pic of Trueblood)
If I remembered what feelings were, mine might be hurt.
True Blood...it keeps you alive but it will bore you to death.
Bill to Malcolm, Liam and Diane: Sookie is mine.
Sookie to Bill outside her house: Oh come on, Bill. I may look naïve but I am not and you need to remember that.
Bill to Sookie: We are all kept alive by magic, Sookie. My magic is just a little different from yours, that’s all.
Sookie: Why on earth would I continue seeing you.
Bill: Because you will never find a human man you could be your self with.
Malcolm to Bill: Honey, if we can’t kill people what’s the point of being a vampire?
Sam: Do you know who I would really wish to come to Marthaville? Buffy. Or Blade. Or anyone of those bad ass vampire killers to take care of mister Bill Compton.
Tare to Lafayette on the phone: What do you mean if you get lucky? Your standards are so low, you always get lucky.
Sookie to Bill after he licked blood from her forehead: Do I taste different from other people?
Bill to Sookie: May I ask you a personal question?
Sookie: Bill, you were just licking blood out of my head, I don’t think it gets much more personal than that.
Sookie to Bill outside her house: You might want to remember for next that that tornados hop, they don’t just land in one place.
Bill to Sookie outside his house: I can smell the sunlight on your skin.
Diane to Sookie at Bill’s house: Well hey there, little human chick.
Arlene at Merlotte’s: Do you even know what’s between a woman’s legs, Lafayette?
Sam about Tru Blood at Merlotte’s: Would you be willing to pass up all your favourite foods and spend the rest of life drinking Slimfast?
Bill at the parking lot after Sookie wraps the silver chain around her neck: oh, but you have other very juice arteries, there is one in the groin that is a particular favorite of mine.
Bill at Merlotte’s: They are staring at us because I am a vampire and you are mortal.
Eric: Humans. Honestly Bill, I don’t know what you see in them.
Eric to Bill: Come. I’ll buy you a blood.
Eric: Tru Blood. It keeps you alive, but it will bore you to death.
Eric: Not smart, Bill. Not smart at all.
Jason to Amy: Cause any woman with a purse that big is bound to have something in it I don’t wanna know about.
Pam to Sookie: There’s vampire in your cleavage.
Tara to miss Jeanette: My soul don’t wanna get ripped off.
Lettie Mae to Tara: Men only bring flowers if they already slept with you and looking to again. That especially go for white men as black men are less prone to grovel.
Sam: Morning Sookie.
Sookie: Ain’t nothing good about this morning.
Sookie: Sometimes I wish I smokes, you know? So you could sneak outside without anybody knowing there’s something wrong with you.
Jason to Eddie: For a vampire you sure are a doughy fuck.
Bill to Pam talking about Eric: Tell me, do you enjoy it, living half way up his backside the way you do?
Bill: I liked Longshadow better.
Bill: Try to behave yourself.
Eric: Don’t I always.
Eric: Tick tock, Bill.
Pam: If I had any feeling I’d have the chills right about now.
Eric: Not me.
Sookie: Shut the fuck up!
Amy: I'm an organic vegan and my carbonic footprint is miniscule.
Jason talking to the mirror: Oh my God, you are even better looking than you were yesterday.
Hoyt to his mother: You know, I plan on having about 6 more beers. And enough tequila to drown a Mexican sea captain, woman.
Magister to Bill:As the humans say, the humans you love more than your own kind, BACK YOUR SHIT DOWN.
Amy:You know what I love about Jason? Everything is just right there on the surface. You never have to wonder what he’s thinking.
Sookie:Yeah, ‘cause he ain’t thinking.
Bill: I find myself doubting whether you were ever truly human.
Pam: Thank you.
Pam to Bill: I'll tuck you in.
Tara to Kenya : I am an excellent driver, but you cannot prepare for a naked lady and a hog in the middle of the road, you know that.
Terry to Lafayette: I can't listen to politicians no more, I get a seizure.
Sookie to Sam: Go on, hang your head right out the window, if you feel like it.
Bill: No, no, not intercourse.
Jessica: You just said intercourse.
Jessica: I can say anything I want now. Shit, shit, shit. Damn, hell, fuck!
"Fuck", that's a bad one. What's another curse word so I can say it?
Jessica to Bill: You are the worst maker ever.
Eric to Bill: Can't handle one little girl, Bill?
Sookie: Sam, my living room's wrecked. I've got a killer, a vampire and a shapeshifter on my plate. Rightabout now, I'm not thinking about being with anybody.
Photo found hanging above the bar at Fangtasia
Comments:
Arlene: Do you even know what’s between a woman’s legs, Lafayette?
Lafayette: I know every man, whether straight, gay, or George ma-fuckin’ Bush is terrified of the pussy.
Terry : I can't listen to politicians no more I get a seizure.
Lafayette : Too often we are governed by criminals and hypocrites .. I applaud the effort you are making against the poor and disenfranchised especially the vampire and the gays.
So you are looking up killers in the yellow pages? -SM
You can’t spend 24 hours a day with me for the rest of my life -SS
Sure I can -SM
Why is the way home always longer than the way there? -SS
I can't listen to politicians no more I get a seizure TB
I love riding in the cars – SM
You can hang your head right out the window - SS
You can live almost exactly the same life as you did before except you will be awake at night BC
You suck-hahha yes, that right –yes you do suck! J
You are the worst maker ever … J
I don’t obey anybody those days are over J
Man up, my friend she’s only one night old EN
No he’s a dick – dick dick dick J
If any harm were to come to her because of my absence you would be …without her helpful skills BC
I will return the favor- you most definitely will. BC/EN
How would you like to learn how a real vampire feeds? EN
It was probably the best day of my life when you walked in looking for a job SM
Stop fighting you stupid men SS
I rescind your invitation SS to BC
My living room is wrecked I have a killer, a vampire and a shape shifter on my plate right about now I’m not thinking about being with anybody -SS
Episode 2
“There is nothing glorious about dying in a war – a bunch of freezing starving boys killing each other so rich people can stay rich…madness”
Episode 3
“ Humans have killed millions upon millions in senseless wars and I do not hold you responsible for that “
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