Eric: Humans. Honestly Bill, I don’t know what you see in them.
Eric to Bill: Come. I’ll buy you a blood.
Eric: Tru Blood. It keeps you alive, but it will bore you to death.
Eric: Not smart, Bill. Not smart at all.
Jason to Amy: Cause any woman with a purse that big is bound to have something in it I don’t wanna know about.
Pam to Sookie: There’s vampire in your cleavage.
Tara to miss Jeanette: My soul don’t wanna get ripped off.
Lettie Mae to Tara: Men only bring flowers if they already slept with you and looking to again. That especially go for white men as black men are less prone to grovel.
Sam: Morning Sookie.
Sookie: Ain’t nothing good about this morning.
Sookie: Sometimes I wish I smokes, you know? So you could sneak outside without anybody knowing there’s something wrong with you.
Jason to Eddie: For a vampire you sure are a doughy fuck.
Bill to Pam talking about Eric: Tell me, do you enjoy it, living half way up his backside the way you do?
Bill: I liked Longshadow better.
Bill: Try to behave yourself.
Eric: Don’t I always.
Eric: Tick tock, Bill.
Pam: If I had any feeling I’d have the chills right about now.
Eric: Not me.