You know you've watched too much True Blood when:

You start naming your pets or kids Bill, Eric, Sam, Pam and/or Sookie........

When you catch yourself about to pat a co-worker's shoulder and telling him to "man up, my friend."

When you look at all 7,860 pictures on True Blood Wiki

When driving home in the dark on a country road you keep looking for the Maenad and her wild hog.

When you start feeling the onset of a panic attack every time you think about the long wait ahead for season two to start

When you carry a Charlaine Harris Southern Vampire book around with you everywhere like a preacher carries the Bible.