True Blood: Who's the Killer?
• Oct 31, 2008 08:15 PM ET
• by Mickey O'Connor
http://www.tvguide.com/News/True-Blood-Killer-35127.aspx
True Blood
With only four episodes left of the first season of True Blood (Sundays, 9
pm/ET, HBO; a marathon of Episodes 1 through 8 will air Halloween night), we
still aren't even close to solving the show's central mystery: Who's killing
all of Bon Temps' ladies? True, Alan Ball's vampire drama (HBO has already
green-lit a second season, by the way) is more elaborate romantic fantasy
than hard-boiled detective show, but we thought there'd be more clues at
this point.
All three victims — Maude Pickens, Dawn and Gran — had vampire sympathies,
sexual or otherwise. But we can't necessarily assume that the killer has
fangs — or an anti-vampire prejudice, for that matter. (Also: We know a
bunch of you have read the books, and thus might already have the answer,
but please don't suck the life out of it for the rest of us. THIS IS A
SPOILER-FREE ZONE.) So let's look at the likely suspects:
SAM MERLOTTE
FOR HIM Like most men in town, Sam has a crush on Sookie, who is currently
dating Bill, a vampire. He has been spotted streaking naked across a meadow,
and then lied about it. He very conveniently showed up at Sookie's house
just moments after she discovered Gran's body. Plus, there was that creepy
scene of him writhing around in Dawn's death bed. What was that all about?
AGAINST HIM His green-eyed-monster routine aside, Sam genuinely seems
protective of Sookie, perhaps with the help of his canine companion, with
whom he has "conversations." Sam definitely has a secret, but is it really
homicide?
LAFAYETTE
FOR HIM Lafayette is a bit of a shady entrepreneur who makes porn and might
be a prostitute. He also has ties with vampires through his drug-dealing
operation. He supplied Jason with his first taste of V (vampire blood).
AGAINST HIM His character often reminds us of the parallels between the gay
and vampire experiences. Bringing him down for murder would totally ruin
that metaphor.
HOYT
FOR HIM Not a whole lot, but wouldn't it be shocking if it turned out to be
him?
AGAINST HIM Even when Sookie reads his thoughts, Hoyt is still all aw-shucks
sweetness and light.
BILL COMPTON
FOR HIM Well, Bill is a 173-year-old vampire, and they like to suck people's
blood and stuff.
AGAINST HIM None of the bodies indicated death by fang. He's Sookie's
boyfriend. He had recently spoken at Gran's church to educate humans about
vampires; him being the killer would play into all the stereotypes he has
been trying so hard to erase.
TARA
FOR HER The voodoo priestess told Tara she had a demon inside her. And she
can definitely be a real crankypants, right?
AGAINST HER Though she isn't a fan of Sookie and Bill dating, she's mostly
indifferent to vampires — and mostly everyone else too.
JASON STACKHOUSE
FOR HIM Morality isn't exactly Jason's strong suit. He likes to drink, get
high on V and bed as many women as possible, including two of the three
victims.
AGAINST HIM Mostly, it's just that he's as dumb as a box of hair.
TERRY BELLEFLEUR
FOR HIM The PTSD-afflicted vet and Merlotte's cook hasn't been the same
since he returned from Iraq, often complaining of "seeing things."
AGAINST HIM He is mostly portrayed as a simpleton: He shyly complimented
Arlene on her "really nice clavicles" and made a necklace out of a
two-pronged possum penis, for example.
AMY
FOR HER She did orchestrate that sneak attack and abduction of poor Eddie
the shy, suburban vampire, scary silver net and all.
AGAINST HER Despite having a violent streak when she's jonesing for V, Amy
is basically too much of a peacenik to be a serial killer. She's all about
"energy exchange" and Gaia, man.
RENE
FOR HIM Anyone else get a really ominous vibe out of his "I just put fresh
bat'ries in it" marriage proposal to Arlene?
AGAINST HIM He has defended Sookie against the taunts of unruly customers,
and has been generally pretty nice to Bill, even in the face of his
girlfriend's barely concealed bigotry. Plus, he's the only cast member with
a passable Bayou accent; they can't ship him off to jail!
ERIC
FOR HIM Eric, a 1,000-year-old Viking and vampire "sheriff" of the parish,
is super-creepy. Thus far, he hasn't exactly been straightforward about his
motives, often playing mind games with non-humans for sport.
AGAINST HIM While he does exhibit a sense of menace perched on his throne at
Fangtasia, he also takes his position of power very seriously, and killing a
bunch of humans isn't exactly going to help his cause, is it?
OFFICER ANDY BELLEFLEUR
FOR HIM Dude has some serious rage issues, especially if you forget to call
him Officer Bellefleur.
AGAINST HIM He's one of two men charged with finding the killer. Would he
really be working so hard if he knew he was the one responsible?
So we're stumped. Who do you think the killer is?