You know you've watched too much True Blood when...

you participate in more than one True Blood message board

when your sister finally returns your call, you say "If I remembered what feelings were, mine would be hurt".

You have Frescas, for guests.

you hum the tune to "Bill's Entrance" all the time.

you look in the Shreveport yellow pages for "Fangtasia!"

you obsess about Bill's hair and Bill's tongue. Anything related to Bill, period.