Things I've learned from True Blood (11)

Life and death are unfair.

I learned that while one bucket of crawdads will suit you just fine...two buckets will make you feel sick and need Pepto.

I learned that demon exorcisms are a great reason to go out and celebrate in Bon Temps.

I learned that it is like pulling teeth to get Eric to back up Bill's version of events.

I learned that Sam would make a good husband - a 50 pound bag of "Husband Chow" and a bowl of fresh water and dinner is done!