Vampires take away human jobs & women.
Make sure you keep a beautiful white night gown around. You never know when you're going to run through the woods to have sex for the first time in your life with a dam fine looking Vampire.
The only thing worse than wearing your 1987 red prom dress to a party...
wearing it in jail!!
Never kidnap and try to keep a Vampire as a pet.
Vampire blood turns children into addicts, drug dealers & homosexuals.
I've learned that Lafayette prefers a dark shade of nail polish.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Things I've learned from True Blood (12)
True Blood in Dallas: Things I've learned from True Blood (12)Tweet this! Posted by " Dallas " at 4:48 PM
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Actually it was 2000, not 1987!
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