Wednesday, September 23, 2009

True Blood Lines we are stil quoting

From Creative Loafing blog

“Sarah doesn’t whip out her banana pudding for just anybody.” – Steve Newlin, ep. 3

“I am a vampire. I’m supposed to be tormented.” – Bill, ep. 4

“I’ll tell you when you can laugh you piss ant little sinner!” “I just pray Jesus isn’t watching this crapshow.” “Now that’s a frickin’ Soldier of God!” – Gabe, ep. 5

“In my experience nothing good can come from drum music — it only leads to hippies and cults.” – Sam, ep. 6

“God dang it Momma! Now Jessica’s gonna think that I’m like one of those guys that doesn’t text back.” – Hoyt, ep. 6

“You didn’t go on any damn gay cruise! If you did you’d have come back with more pizazz not less!” – Andy, ep. 6

“I know that pig!” – Andy, ep. 6

“Wait. Let’s think about this. A. Steve has guns. Then there’s the lockdown tomorrow night. And secondly we’re gonna be locked in this church with Steve and his guns all night.” – Jason, ep. 7

“I totally woulda been a slut if I coulda gotten away with it.” – Jessica, ep. 7

“There are several exits actually. For you, the easiest one takes you straight to hell.” – Steve Newlin, ep. 8

Jason: “Honesty!” LODI Cadette: “DUDE. HONESTY!” ep. 8

“Did your boyfriend tell you he hit me over the head with a 52-inch plasma screen television tonight? Everyone says they’re so thin and light, but when wielded properly, they deliver quite a whippin’.” – Lorena, ep. 8

“I’m not a baby! I’m a grown-ass man!” – Hoyt, ep. 9

“I had a nanny. Her name was Annie. Annie the nanny. One time she told me this story that in the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. You’re kind of like the one-eyed guy, Sam.” “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” says Sam. “I don’t either,” Andy replies; ep. 10

“At least shoot the cheap liquor! Bottom shelf! Bottom shelf!” – Arlene, ep. 10

“If what you say is true, we need to kill that bitch.” – Andy, ep. 10

“Sometimes you have to destroy something in order to save it. That’s in the Bible … or the Constitution.” – Jason, ep. 11

Sookie: “I’m gonna kick that evil bitch’s ass outta my Gran’s house and then you are gonna shoot her.” Lafayette: “In the fuckin’ head.” ep. 11

“You might have your faults Andy, but at least you have pants on.” – Sheriff Dearborn, ep. 12


Rita said...

Those are the coolest quotes i love
them all.

vampfan said...

what about episode 2- Lafayette: Oh, don't get it twisted honeycone. I'm a survivor first, capitalist second and a whole bunch of shit after that. But a hooker dead last! So if I've got even a Jew at an Al Qaida pep rally's shot at getting my black ass up out of this motherfucker I'm taking it!

I love this man!!!!

Species 8472 said...

"I reckon I've already been to was inside your wife."

Emily said...

I like Laf's one about Jesus, "Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we don't still talk from time to time." AND Eric's "Good night, teacup humans." and Eric and Sookie's exchange in the church about love--the one about not using words you don't understand. Classic.