Saturday, June 19, 2010

Conscience off, dick on: True Blood's back, bitches

Team Talk Blood Radio member, Meredith Woerner posts her first TB ep review -as always her 'pros and cons' are hilarious and not to miss!

True Blood has returned to us! Pick up right where it left off last year, and find out what happened to Vampire Bill, how Jason's penis is doing, and who is dream sexing! NSFW screengrabs.

Welcome back True Blood, it's been way too long since I've watched a werepuppy and a stick-in-the-mud vampire wag their half-open mouths suggestively at each other. But no more will I go weeks without gratuitous male ass shots and over-the-boob angles. Last night was the season premiere of the 3rd season of True Blood and the return of Alan Ball's sweet, sweet one hour mind fuck. We missed you big fella!

The first episode for season 3 was a slow burn. It seemed like the majority of the time was spent getting the rest of the world up to speed on what happened last season. Fair enough. There were a lot of annoying appearances by Tara's Bible-straddling, weepy-eyed mother. Plus they dragged the Queen's horrible carcass back into frame with Eric one more time, just to remind you how terrible she truly is. But there were also fistfulls of Jason-isms, Lafayette one-liners and nakedness. So really it was win for both newcomers and trubie alumni. While the audience didn't learn a lot about what was going to happen this year, I think we're all on the same page now as to who will be fucking what and who and so forth in the future. You know, the important stuff. And with that said, let's get to the Pros and Cons episode recap.

Pro: Show starts right where they left off last year. Bill has been vamp-napped and Sookie is still wearing the french twist up-do she tragically decided to sport last year. Granted, that's her style. Don't get me wrong, I like Anna Paquin, but Sookie is intolerable. Fingers crossed this year she will act like a human being.

read on


Rita said...

Meredith is so funny talking about Eric
and Jason and their penis,the fuck you
crew,i thought Don was playing with his
own tites but the way it sounds he was playing with Bill i guess the queen is
the pits she just can not act and is not the right actress for the roll, but i don't get paid to hire any one,so there.
Pam and Lafayette go together like Eric
and Pam,Tara on the other hand is being
given some stupid story lines maybe one
day she will get better stories,and her
mother has got to go have had enough of
her.Well Sam you should have just stayed
in Bon Temps,but i guess you just have
to learn,And Arlene you are as domb as
in the books you never learn.

Rita said...

Oh!i forgot about Jessica,poor little thing having to fend for her self,really hope that Pam can help her,she needs to bury that body it really dose stink.

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