After rewatching True Blood season two, we've got some advice for season three from Buffy the Vampire Slayer herself. Oh, and Supernatural, too.
Here’s a little fun tip if you’re a writer of a supernatural show (like, oh, I don’t know, Supernatural): if you look at your season long story arc, and think, “Hey, Buffy could have solved that problem in under forty-five minutes,” your story is going on WAY too long.
Let’s get even more specific, friends! Over the weekend, I hardcored the second season of True Blood, HBO’s hit sex-pire show, in preparation for the third season premiere this upcoming Sunday. And while the humor and creativity of the show certainly expanded in the second season, the season long story arc nearly had me crawling up the walls. Spoilers for season two past this point, by the way.
So sure, this was True Blood trying its hand at an apocalyptic, Bon Temps is almost destroyed story, expanding out from the simple vampire hate murders of the second season. In case you don’t know – or don’t remember – a Maenad, which is a handmaiden of Dionysus, came to town, and basically manipulated everyone into f**king and k**ling each other. Probably didn’t need to bleep out that second word, in retrospect.
Anyway, the entire time, I was watching this, and about three episodes in, I started thinking, “Man, if Buffy was here, she would have staked that lady in three seconds.” In fact, the entire season long arc wasn’t that far off from what would happen in an episode of Buffy. Here, I’ll recast the whole season for you, and you tell me if it works:
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