Make sure you do a background check on the person giving you an exorcism before you fork over $799.95.
Never kidnap and try to keep a Vampire as a pet.
Don't ever let a stranger bail you outta jail no matter how desperate ya are.
It's OK to dress like a tramp, but people had better treat you like a lady no matter what.
Make sure you keep a beautiful white night gown around. You never know when you're going to run through the woods to have sex for the first time in your life with a dam fine looking Vampire.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Things I've learned while watching True Blood (3)
True Blood in Dallas: Things I've learned while watching True Blood (3)Tweet this! Posted by " Dallas " at 11:06 AM
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