You know you've watched too much True Blood when...

When you inform your dog that “Glamor” doesn’t work on you, as they stare you down in hopes you will drop whatever it is you are eating.

When your husband and kids start referring to you as Sookie, just to get your attention.

When you find yourself RSVP-ing to events on Facebook like Sam's Birthday Bash and Merlotte’s Mardi Gras Party and you wonder what to wear

You know you've watched too much True Blood when...you wanna get bite marks tattoos on your inner ties

When your Dr tells you that you need to start taking B-12 and folates because you are a bit anemic and you wonder “ Hmm wait, who bit me ?”

You know you've watched too much True Blood when...you understand every single southern expression on the show (and that's hard for a Brazilian)

when that really annoying person at work pisses you off, the first thought in your mind is "jihad this!"

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