True Blood Bloodcopy: Flash If You Love Vampires

If this video is to be viewed as a microcosm of youth culture—the same way that, say, the new Real World/Road Rules Challenge does (yes, you read that correctly, MTV is still producing those ratings-grabbing shitshows)—then we have some breaking news for you.

Teenage girls have found a new reason to flash their boobs in public (and on camera)—vampires. Hallelujah! It's not just for Mardi Gras beads or shitty baseball caps anymore!

One problem: location. These nymphettes are trying to entice vampires to appear out of nowhere at cemeteries. More breaking news: we don't hang out in cemeteries. But if anyone wants a free show, head to one after midnight during Spring Break week and apparently it'll be boob city.