Bon Temp Christmas carols : Sookie the Bon Temps Waitress

Sookie the Bon Temps Waitress
(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer")

Sookie the Bon Temps waitress
Had a very boring life

Her telepathic powers
Only brought her stress and strife

Most of Sam Merlott's patrons
Used to laugh and call her names

They never let poor Sookie
Join in all their dating games

Then one balmy summer night
Bill Compton came to stay

Sookie with your second sight
Won't you save his life tonight?

Then how the vampire loved her
As he whispered in her ear

"Sookie you smell like sunlight"
I will always hold you dear.