True Blood New Year's Resolutions

I will not send Sookie a note from Jessica that says "Bill says you are more annoying than me!"

I will not borrow clothes from Pam.

I will not taste Tru:blood

I will not cook Jason anything with eggplant in it.

I will not be patient waiting for the sun to go down

I will stop calling Detective Bellefleur by his first name.

I will stop calling Sam a "sick puppy".