You know you've watched too much True Blood when:

You take your dog out for his final late night whizz and say to him "Aren't you afraid to be out here with a hungry vampire?"

You can repeat large chunks of TB dialog word for word, and do, for no apparent reason.

You now say "Ja veit" instead of "I know".

Your husband keeps telling himself it could be much worse, it could be drug addiction or gambling or something.

You have dug a hole in your own backyard and will lay there until the next season starts.