Things I've learned while watching True Blood (2)

That Hoyt doesn't mind going to baby showers and playing pass the orange

That Lafayette looks much better with his funky scarves on his head.

That Big Pattie's Pie house is down 549 a ways south of Bunkie ...

Taking 'V is better than LSD.

Getting over the horrible murder of your Grandmother only takes one day, and sex with a Vampire really helps too.

Being attacked in a bar is no reason to call the police.

Walking all over a murder scene is A-OK.