Things you shouldn’t say to a vampire

Morning honey!

Don't call a vampire "son."

Bite Me!

That just makes my blood boil!

Hi honey , guess what ? I'm Pregnant !!!

Would you like some garlic bread?

Don't be such a deadbeat!"

You seem like a nice guy ... you are always welcome in my house.

Peace be with you brother, I'm recruiting for the Fellowship of the Sun.

I've been dying to meet you!