You know you've watched too much True Blood when...

When you go to your sister's house, she has Lafayette's gold thong scene queued up on the Tivo and while watching it, you both recite the dialogue and copy his moves.

You wish Lorena existed so you could stake her for Bill's sake.

You start writing fan fiction!!! Yikes!

You've tried to style your hair like cool Pam (casual Pam great but "Mistress of Fangtasia" is better).

Tuvan Throat Music starts to grow on you