Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Things I've learned while watching True Blood (7)

Vampire blood turns children into addicts, drug dealers & homosexuals.

Having a relationship with Jason is fucking & fighting.

I've learned that no one pronounces the name of the town the same way.

I've learned that Lafayette prefers a dark shade of nail polish.

I've learned that Sam likes to hang his head out the car window-but only in private.

You just can't prepare for a naked lady and a pig in the road

I learned that throwing sucked on crawdad heads out the window of a moving car is not considered littering in Bon Temps. (or in Keachi which is where Mamaw's Mudbugs is located)

I learned that the red lanterns shouldn't go next to the green lanterns unless it's Christmas.