You've watched too much True Blood if

...when that really annoying person at work pisses you off, the first thought in your mind is "jihad this!"

...you consider vacationing in Louisiana just to hear people talk cute Cajun a la Renee.( yes, we've heard some and yes, we are in Louisiana on vacation)

....when you rent and remain riveted for the whole episode through their incomprehensible English accents waiting for glimpses of Stephen Moyer.

You start commenting to people at work, "Don't worry about it, chere."