Thanks Sassy!!- I'll post more later ...
"What NOT to tell someone on your first date (and completely out of your dang mind!)", by Sookie Stackhouse.
1) I'm telepathic and I can also read some supes minds…and maybe some vamps now but they can‘t know or they might kill me. Shhhh! Can you keep a secret??.
2) My brother is part Were-Panther. Bitten, not born of course. His best Panther buddy, Mel, turned out to be in love with him and did some awful things. But its all ok now. He’s dead. Who? No, not my brother. Mel! Jason is fine. I think?
3) I've had vamp blood from multiple sources.
4) I slept with Bill and Eric (both vampires, whee!) and a Were Tiger named Quinn...no pressure on you for comparison or anything...
5) I'm part Fairy. :::bats eyelashes::: No really! I suggested this nice restaurant because this is where Eric brought me to meet my Great Grandfather for the first time. He's a Fairy PRINCE! Well, maybe KING now?? Apparently he's very high up there and quite powerful and protective. For a while there I could like, snap my fingers...and poof, there's Pappy! Everyone seemed a little scared of him and even my own cousins were scared of him and call him "My Lord". But now he’s back in the hidden lands and can’t come out because there was this huge secret war. They even killed my brother’s wife, Crystal. I mean she was a total hooker and I really really disliked her but no one deserved to be hurt like that just for being related to us. I even killed one of the fairy dudes who tried to kill me…with a trowel! I think its all over now, but they still can’t find my great uncle, Dermot. Did I mention he looks JUST LIKE MY BROTHER and wants to kill me? No, Dermot…not my brother. Sheesh, you’re so sensitive…Don’t worry, I have my water gun in my purse and I never leave home without my trowel… I’m fine now though. But if a seriously gorgeous person starts to sneak up behind me, tell me ok? :::pats her purse:::
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Speaking of a date with Sookie, have you seen the new feature @ Movieline, where they have made an animated gif of Sookie, Bill, Pam, and Eric on a double date for smoothies? (The took AS' scene from Zoolander and pasted the heads of the TB folks over the male models - it is a riot!)
http://www.movieline.com/2009/08/9-fun-facts-about-true-blood-breakout-alexander-skarsgard.php
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