Friday, April 17, 2009

Things I've learned from True Blood (12)

Vampires take away human jobs & women.

Make sure you keep a beautiful white night gown around. You never know when you're going to run through the woods to have sex for the first time in your life with a dam fine looking Vampire.

The only thing worse than wearing your 1987 red prom dress to a party...
wearing it in jail!!

Never kidnap and try to keep a Vampire as a pet.

Vampire blood turns children into addicts, drug dealers & homosexuals.

I've learned that Lafayette prefers a dark shade of nail polish.


Anonymous said...

Actually it was 2000, not 1987!

Jessica Hamby said...
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