Wednesday, July 6, 2011

20 Things We Learned From ''You Smell Like Dinner''

Ol' Dallas has been doing " Things I learned from True Blood " for YEARS ! Guess Wetpaint likes like idea too ..

We’ve learned all kinds of life lessons from watching True Blood — for example, never chop off all your hair in a fit of post-break up rage. Actually, we learned that lesson from Britney Spears ....

Soak up some valuable words of wisdom with 20 things we learned from True Blood Season 4, Episode 2: "You Smell Like Dinner"!

1. Don’t invite your ex-girlfriend over while you’re in the middle of pounding your secretary.
2. If two hotties tie you to a bed and get naked, don’t assume you’re about to have a threesome.
3. Pinky rings are a officially a fashion do.
4. Inbred children’s saliva makes a great natural antiseptic.
5. If someone starts chanting to you in Latin and fireballs erupt in their eyes, run.

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