Thursday, January 22, 2009

True Blood Goes to the Movies : Alex in Zoolander


Alex Skarsgard stars in this film ...

Zoolander is a 2001 comedy film directed by Ben Stiller. The film is based on a pair of short films directed by Russell Bates and written by Drake Sather and Stiller for the VH1 Fashion Awards television specials in 1996 and 1997. The short films and the movie feature Derek Zoolander, a dimwitted male model. The title role is played by Ben Stiller, and in the feature film (which Stiller directed), Zoolander's agent, Maury Ballstein, is played by Stiller's father Jerry Stiller.



Alex as Meekus


Searching for the Perfect Vampire Anthem

I was also at this Charlaine Harris event and I'm sorry I didn't get to meet "Jeff with one fin" but i did enjoy his post

Recently, my wife and I made our way down to the Houston Public Library to hear a talk with Charlaine Harris, author of the Sookie Stackhouse novels. Now, I am admittedly a bad Goth in that I am as sick of modern vampire fiction as I am of modern vampires. I prefer my nosferatu as blood-bloated corpses mouth-hugging and dry-humping virgins, not as angsty Tolkien elves trying to make friends by looking sad in the corner.

Still, I thoroughly enjoyed Harris' Dead Until Dark and True Blood, the HBO series loosely based upon her books and starring the occasionally naked Anna Paquin. (The amazing music selection by creator Alan Ball is another plus, to be discussed at another time.) The show lacks one aspect of the books, thus far, that I had to ask Harris about: Where, oh where, is her cat-eating vampified version of the King of Rock and Roll, referred to in the novel only as Bubba?

With Elvis Aron Presley turning 72 this month, wherever he really is, I just felt that his noble, if somewhat brain-damaged, fictional counterpart deserved a little advocacy. Well, said Harris point blank, "I can't comment on Bubba showing up on the show," which tells my spider-sense that an appearance may be in the works. Even better, when I followed up the question by asking who she would choose to play Elvis, she answered, without hesitation, "Bruce Campbell, of course."

All I can say is if I can see Bruce Campbell play Vampire Elvis - Bubba Ho-Tep, holla! - I will blow my cable box. Which transitions, however awkwardly, into the subject of vampire music and what is the best vampire anthem?

Skipping the painfully obvious choices, like Concrete Blonde's "Bloodletting" and Bauhaus's "Bela Lugosi's Dead," we consider Sting's ode to Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, "Moon Over Bourbon Street." Or how about a great vampire movie theme song like "Cry Little Sister" from The Lost Boys, or perhaps Rasputina's "Transylvanian Concubine" from the second season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Read on

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/2009/01/gothtopia_searching_for_the_pe.php

Things I've learned while watching True Blood (2)


That Hoyt doesn't mind going to baby showers and playing pass the orange

That Lafayette looks much better with his funky scarves on his head.

That Big Pattie's Pie house is down 549 a ways south of Bunkie ...

Taking 'V is better than LSD.

Getting over the horrible murder of your Grandmother only takes one day, and sex with a Vampire really helps too.

Being attacked in a bar is no reason to call the police.

Walking all over a murder scene is A-OK.

All kinds of dead

Sonya at The Work(s) in Progress writes

Like any red-blooded girl, I like me some vampires, so of course I had to check out the Southern Vampire mystery series by Charlaine Harris.

The Southern Vampire novels are now an HBO show called True Blood, starring Anna Paquin (Rogue!) as leading lady Sookie Stackhouse. HBO being out of reach of my budget, I opted to try out the books instead. The series begins with Dead Until Dark, and so far I’ve also read Living Dead in Dallas, Club Dead, and Dead to the World. Sookie is a waitress in a small town Louisiana bar, and she can read minds, which isn’t as much fun as it might seem. She’s either bombarded with random stray thoughts from everyone around her, or exhausting herself to shield her mind from the onslaught. When a handsome newcomer to Bon Temps fills her head with blessed silence instead of chatter, it’s no wonder she’s attracted to him. Why, you ask, can she not read Bill Compton’s mind? Because Bill’s a vampire, of course. And in the world Harris has created, vampires are out of the coffin (there’s a lot of funny to be found here and that line is one of my favorites.)

Charlaine Harris’s vampires are not like your standard vampires: no endless brooding, no Hot Topic wardrobe, no epic backgrounds and exotic names. Bill lived in Bon Temps when he was human, in the Civil War era, and wanted to come home and live a normal life, fix up the old house some long gone relative built. Pam is a fan of the twin-set look, and Eric…okay, Eric’s pretty hawt. The Central Casting agent in my head had him looking like Brad Pitt. There are laws governing vampire and human interaction. For instance, vampires and humans can’t intermarry, which I thought was a clever way to make a point without using a ball bat. There’s also a secret vampire underworld, with regions of the United States divided into kingdoms. And there are other supernatural creatures as well, like werewolves and other shapeshifters. Sookie’s initial relationship with Bill brings her into contact with this strange world and her paranormal ability makes her useful to Eric, who is both a businessman (he owns a bar called Fangtasia in Shreveport) and a High Sheriff in the vampire hierarchy.

Harris has done a great job creating a supernatural world that is entertaining and funny, while still maintaining a deep vein of otherness. What I found even more remarkable, though, is her depiction of small town Southern life. She nails it, spot on. Time after time I found myself shaking my head, thinking I know someone just like that, I know a place like that, I know people that talk like that. Even today the rural South has more than its share of little communities like Hotshot. And Sookie’s grandmother inviting Bill to speak at a meeting of the Descendents of the Glorious Dead, a Civil War-centric genealogy group…that was just priceless. You might have to be Southern to truly appreciate that one, but if you are, trust me, you’ll love it.

Harris fills her rural canvas with so many rich little details, I wish the books were longer. The several that I’ve read are all about the same length so I’m guessing her contract requires a certain word count – they need to let her up her word count and stretch that canvas a little, see what she can do. There were several times when I felt that a scene worth lingering over a little was a bit rushed. That’s really my only complaint, that and Bill could be a real jerk at times. In the first couple of books, Sookie kept getting the hell beat out of her, and that did make me uncomfortable. She may be able to read minds but she does not have super-strength. Sookie herself decided her New Year’s resolution would be to not get beat up again, and in the one’s I’ve read so far she’s able to keep that resolution. I’m all for tough female characters but who wants to read about a character who doesn’t have the sense to know when enough is enough? Sookie does have good sense, and she’s likeable, too.

Read on http://sonyaclark.blogspot.com/2009/01/all-kinds-of-dead.html

True Blood Music Video of the Day



Pain by Three Days Grace

Anna on the list of 99 most desirable women

Popular online site AskMen.com has just revealed a list of the 99 most desirable women in the world.

Victoria's secret supermodels scored highly, as did singers and big screen stars from both Bollywood and Hollywood.

New Zealand's own Anna Paquin even made the cut at number 71.

More than 10-million men and women casted their vote, and the most desirable woman in the world this year is actress Eva Mendez.

Video and complete list here:

http://www.3news.co.nz/News/HealthNews/99-most-desirable-women-revealed/tabid/420/articleID/88049/cat/58/Default.aspx

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

True Blood Season 2 Possible Title Song: Ep. 1 'Nothing but Blood '

OK ...so this is exciting ! We now know the titles of the first 3 episodes of True Blood for season 2.

Now the one thing we know about True Blood is that the episode names come from the a song used in and significant to that episode.

Episode 2.01 - Nothing but the Blood
Episode 2.02 - Keep this Party Going
Episode 2.03 - Changed to Scratches from Scratch My Back

All we know about Season 2 spoilers/casting calls etc can be found here

We know the amazing Gary Calamar puts great effort into musically curating True Blood !

Episode 2.01 - Nothing but the Blood


Nothing But the Blood is an old Baptist hymn that was written by Pastor Robert Lowry (1826-1899) in 1876.










Here is a version by Christian band, Jars of Clay






Or maybe you prefer the Stryper Version


Lyrics:

What can wash away my sin?
Nothing but the blood of Jesus;
What can make me whole again?
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.

Oh! precious is the flow
That makes me white as snow;
No other fount I know,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.

For my pardon, this I see,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus;
For my cleansing this my plea,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.

Oh! precious is the flow
That makes me white as snow;
No other fount I know,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.

This is all my hope and peace,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus;
This is all my righteousness,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.

Nothing can for sin atone,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus;
Naught of good that I have done,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.

Oh! precious is the flow
That makes me white as snow;
No other fount I know,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.

Nothing but the blood
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.

Blessings!!!

True Blood Season 2 Possible Title Song: Ep. 2 "Keep the Party Going"

We now know the titles of the first 3 episodes of True Blood for season 2.

Now the one thing we know about True Blood is that the episode names come from the a song used in and significant to that episode.

Episode 2.01 - Nothing but the Blood

Episode 2.02 - Keep this Party Going

Keep this Party Going was written by the B-52's a New Wave rock band formed in Athens, Georgia, United States, in 1976. The band's name comes from a particular beehive hairdo resembling the nose cone of the airplane of the same name. During their early years, wigs of that style were often worn by the band's female singers Cindy Wilson and Kate Pierson Keep this Party Goin is from the album Funplex.( Wikipedia)



Lyrics

Fast forward
Where's my remote
Wild-eyed in a crazed haze
Fast forward
Rock this boat
Party goin for days and days

Follow the bliss but remember this
It's all about the kiss
As I gaze at the skies and look into your eyes
I just can't resist

Crank it

Attain enlightenment
Gotta move it to the front
We've gotta be part of the universe
Take this party to the white house lawn
Things are down and dirty in Washington

Go to church on Sunday
Party on Monday
And every other day of the week
We're just a bunch of party geeks
(Let's keep this party goin' on)

Drag it slam it
(Let's keep this party going' on)
Wear me out
Elevator rising fast
Crank it spank it
(Let's keep this party going' on)
Wear me out
(Let's keep this party goin' on and on and on and on)
Let it out ready to blast

Fast forward
Grab the remote
Love the way you move that stuff
Fast forward
Slam that note
Either way slow or rough

If you feel uptight and you make it alright
It's part of this earthly delight
I can hear the sound from the underground
So let's get wild tonight

Crank it

Attain enlightenment
Gotta take it to the front
We've gotta be part of the universe
Take this party to the white house lawn
Things are down and dirty in Washington

Go to church on Sunday
Party on Monday
And every other day of the week
We're just a bunch of party geeks
(Let's keep this party goin' on)

Drag it slam it
(Let's keep this party going' on)
Wear me out
Elevator rising fast
Crank it spank it
(Let's keep this party going' on)
Wear me out
(Let's keep this party goin' on and on and on and on)
Let it out ready to blast

Attain enlightenment
Gotta take it to the front
We've gotta be part of the universe
Keep this party going all night long
Things are getting dirty down in Washington

Attain enlightenment
Gotta take it to the front
We've gotta be part of the universe
Keep this party going all night long
Things are getting dirty down in Washington

True Blood Season 2 Possible Title Song: Ep.3 "Scratch My Back"

Title of episode has been changed to Scratches from Scratch my back.

We now know the titles of the first 3 episodes of True Blood for season 2.

The one thing we know about True Blood is that the episode names come from the a song used in and significant to that episode.

Episode 2.01 - Nothing but the Blood
Episode 2.02 - Keep this Party Going

Episode Three : Baby Scratch My Back

Sometimes called electric swamp blues written by James Moore, aka Slim Harpo. Crowley, Louisiana, October 1965 Excello Records.

James Moore AKA Slim Harpo Born: January 11, 1924 in the parish of West Baton Rouge, Louisiana. As a figure in the post-war rural blues, his music is often described as Louisiana swamp blues. As a teenager, his parents died, leaving him to raise one brother and three young sisters. In January of 1966, Slim Harpo returned to the charts with "Baby Scratch My Back" which hit No. 1 on the R&B chart on February 26, 1966, and remained No. 1 for two weeks. The song also peeked at Number 16 for 8 weeks in March on the Billboard Hot 100.



If you prefer a little Texas connection here is KM Williams and Washboard Jackson with a guitar / washboard version.



Lyrics:

Aww, I'm itchy,and I don't know where to scratch
Come here baby, scratch my back I know you can do it, so baby get to it

Aww,you're workin with it now
You got me feelin' so good
just look to the sun now baby
ummmmm...

This little girl sho' knows how'd scratch
Now, you're doin' the chicken scratch
Aww, its lookin' good baby
Just gettin' scratch That's what I'm talkin' bout

True Blood - Episode 2.03 - Scratch My Back - Casting Call

From Spoiler TV !

This episode begins filming on the 28th January.

[MISSY] Missy is a "recovering fangbanger" in her 20s, with roots growing out of her once Goth dye-job. Her neck is covered with vampire bite scars...1 speech, 1 scene (21)

[LINDSEY] 20s. Seen topless, she is a fun-loving drunken sorority girl who puts the moves on Eggs.sptv050769..1 speech & 1 line, 2 scenes (40)

http://spoilertv.blogspot.com/search/label/True%20Blood

Beegeek reviews Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris


I love what Beegeek has to say on her blog...

I had never heard of the Southern Vampire Mysteries or the Sookie Stackhouse Novels, as they are known, before I watched the TV series True Blood. And honestly, I only watched the show because Dexter’s season ended. Anyway, after watching the show and actually enjoying it I was pleased to find out it was based on a series of novels by Charlaine Harris. And lo and behold on Christmas morning I received not one; but all seven novels in the series, starting with Dead Until Dark.

To say that I am not a fantasy or sci-fi fan is an understatement. The only thing coming close to either of those genres that I have ever had any interest in was the Harry Potter series. I don’t know why. I can’t explain it. It just doesn’t float my boat. So, needless to say, I was skeptical when it came to my newly acquired box set of vampire novels.

The series centers on Bon Temps, a small town in New Orleans and it’s inhabitants. Most notably it’s twenty-something ‘looney’ local Sookie Stackhouse. For most of her life Sookie has been something of a pariah in Bon Temps. Early on you learn that Sookie has what she calls a ‘disability’ and what everyone else regards as being something between bat shit crazy and mildly retarded. Her disability makes relationships with anyone; especially men virtually impossible. But then she meets her perfect man, Bill. All dark hair and dark eyes and fair skin. Ok, not really fair skin so much as a deathly pallor; because Bill is, in fact, dead. Bill is one of many freshly ‘out of the coffin’ vampires attempting to mainstream into everyday life throughout the world. And he has come back home to Bon Temps to live on the plantation that his family has owned for hundreds of years.

Of course, upon Bill’s arrival, the shit hits the fan in sleepy little Bon Temps. A series of unexplained murders start taking place which gets everyone’s knickers in a twist. With the obvious blame falling to Bill and his undead brethren. Although after some investigation the finger is pointing at someone even closer to Sookie’s heart than Bill. And it is with that that she strikes out to clear the names of the people she loves while trying not to get killed herself.

I was pleasantly surprised by how much I dug this book. It wasn’t the typical vampire novel. There isn’t a whole bunch of bodice ripping and damsels in distress, while the big bad vampires wreak havoc on the unsuspecting town, until the calvary of burly men with stakes ride up to save the day. Sure there is the obvious amount of supernatural fantastic material contained within it’s pages. It is a book about vampires for God’s sake. But it is also about a tough as nails southern chick willing to look a fool and buck the system to save the men that she loves. And almost more importantly it is about a minority stepping out on to the world’s stage and attempting to be accepted for what they are; not what people expect them to be. And here I thought I was just reading a book about blood suckers and red necks. Who knew the novel about vampires and a chick with a goofy name could also be a study of independence and tolerance?

Read more of her book review s here :

http://beegeek.wordpress.com/2009/01/21/6-dead-until-dark-by-charlaine-harris/

True Blood Episode Ten : 'I don't want to know ' recap from HBO site

Sookie wakes up to find Sam at the foot of her bed - naked - and immediately starts kicking him. Convinced he's the murder after all, she flees to the bathroom, where a moment later, the familiar dog trots in ... then morphs into Sam. After Sookie gets over her astonishment, Sam explains that he's a shapeshifter and can transform into any animal he sees. At first she listens, interested, but as the depth of his lie dawns on her, she becomes angry and sends him away.

Tara, with Sam's $800 in her pocket, meets Miss Jeanette in the woods to have her demon exorcised. After drinking a vial of "snake juice" and rubbing the woman's spit across her face, Tara sees herself appear nearby as a young girl, but with black pupil-less eyes. Miss Jeanette tells her the demon can take any form and gives her a knife to stab the creature, which disappears when the blade touches it, leaving the knife covered in blood. Tara, overcome, falls to the ground weeping out of shock and relief.

In Jason's basement, Amy hooks an IV up to Eddie, who tells her he knows that she plans to kill him. Amy prefers not to accept moral judgment from a vampire, but when she finds the stash of Tru Blood that Jason has been feeding him, she realizes her relationship is at stake. Going upstairs, she tells Jason that she thinks they should be nicer to Eddie, treat him like a pet. The vampire could get Stockholm syndrome and maybe come to love them ...

At Merlotte's, Sam stands on a ladder to hang lanterns for Arlene's engagement party. As she corrects his work, his mind drifts back to his childhood, to the first time that he shifted forms - into the family dog - right in front of his adoptive parents. Terrified, he runs off into the night on all fours.

read on
Episode Ten ( S1) HBO Recap

You know you've watched too much True Blood when...

you participate in more than one True Blood message board

when your sister finally returns your call, you say "If I remembered what feelings were, mine would be hurt".

You have Frescas, for guests.

you hum the tune to "Bill's Entrance" all the time.

you look in the Shreveport yellow pages for "Fangtasia!"

you obsess about Bill's hair and Bill's tongue. Anything related to Bill, period.

Thoroughly won over by Sookie Stackhouse

Paige Turner writes ...

Several months ago, I wrote a blog entry about how silly I thought the HBO show "True Blood" was. It's been the highest-trafficked blog entry I've written in the two years I've been writing this blog. I was very surprised by the response.I can't say yet whether I have been won over by "True Blood" because I am waiting for it to come out on DVD, but I am completely addicted to Charlaine Harris's "Sookie Stackhouse" novels. After the rabid hate mail I received (just kidding), I decided to give

Ms. Harris and her barmaid telepath a chance in writing. Maybe the fault I found in the show was all to blame on the show's producers -- maybe the books were better (I hoped). I am glad to say that the books are good -- a little trashy, full of supernatural creatures, a lot of fun and great for a little mind candy -- and I am eagerly awaiting Harris's next book about Sookie's adventures "Dead and Gone.
Read on

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/books/2009/01/thoroughly_won_over_by_sookie.html

True Blood fashion statement : Purple paisley tie



OK , here ya go another Sookie fashion question.

Who wore this and to what .....?

Yes, its and yes, it does match his eyes.....
~~~

Quinn came across the lawn and mounted the porch
with an understated speed. He didn't look as though he was hurrying, but suddenly he was there, and I was smiling at him, and he looked wonderful. He was wearing a dark gray suit, a dark purple shirt, and a tie that blended the two colors in a paisley pattern. He was wearing one earring, a simple gold hoop.

True Blood Music Video of the Day




Amazed by Lonestar

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

What's your game?

Wonderland writes : I'm watching True Blood at the moment, HBO's jaw-socking vampire series. Some of the best television I've seen in a long while. In episode 9 or so, there's a magic moment where Bill (a vampire) is playing golf (during the day). Pan out, and he's on the Wii. Next scene, vamp visitors ask him, "what's your game? I see you're playing Wii...".

If this is product placement, it's genius.

Whatsyourgame