Monday, February 2, 2009

How to Enjoy HBO True Blood from

This is a great posting from Funny, I didn't know you needed instructions !

TV Guide called Stephen Moyer (Vampire Bill) of HBO True Blood, Undead Sexy! They were right! I think the term for an addicted True Blood person is fangbanger though I prefer the term die-hard (I couldn't resist the pun) groupie. For everyone out there who can't live (sorry again) without this television show, and want to truly enjoy HBO's True Blood, please read on.....


Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

  • absolute quiet (like the inside-of-a-coffin quiet)
  • nobody else in the room (that you know of anyway)
Waiting...... Waiting...... 1. Dinner is finished, the dog and hubby are snoring. It's Sunday evening. True Blood, the HBO tv series, is on in 10 minutes! The dishes can wait....
The color of blood! The color of blood! 2. Pour yourself a glass of red wine. Maybe pour yourself two so you don't have to get up during the show. Good idea!
Pull the plug! Pull the plug! 3. Set your cell phone to silent mode. If you still have a land line, unplug it. Silence is golden!
Put your feet up! Put your feet up! 4. Grab the best seat in the house and settle in. If it's cold outside, have a snuggly blanket or a nice warm pair of socks ready and waiting.
Bill and Sookie! Bill and Sookie! 5. Just in case there is an unforseen emergency, use your remote and set your DVR to record. Relax and enjoy the on-screen chemistry between Bill and Sookie. Couldn't you just die??!! (sorry, can't help myself) If you watch this show, you WILL enjoy True Blood; you won't be disappointed!

By veryirie, eHow Member