You know you've watched too much True Blood when...

You gave Shreveport, LA a place mark on Google Earth. ( map)

You prefer to watch TB alone because that way you can keep rewinding all the Bill and Sookie scenes and not feel like a total obsessive weirdo.

You find yourself desperately searching for any acting SM did previously, get excited because they are showing "The Starter Wife" on tv this weekend and then get your hopes dashed when you realize it's season 2, not season 1.
I have some "Sam heavy " episodes of Starter Wife here and here

You can recite some full scene dialogue to people including each characters lines complete with their individual accent, disposition, quirks and foibles, mannerisms, etc.

...in conversations, you do the the "Lafayette dip" when you say something sassy or are trying to make a point.

you dream of what TB season 4 might be like....